Additional Campaign Metrics We’d Like to See

We’d like to see some additional info about campaigns from The Rhodes Cook Report, Cook Political Report, Larry Sabato’s Crystal Ball, Ron Faucheux’s Political Oddsmaker, CQ’s Politics in America, and The Almanac of American Politics; they should add descriptions of campaign volunteers. For example, as reported by Alarming News (writing about New York City Council District 4 and 5 candidates):

If you’re looking for hot straight guys, join the Joel Zinberg campaign. Want to meet gorgeous women and gay men? Patrick Murphy is for you. If you’re all about the Abercrombie big teeth look, Dan Garodnick is your man. And if you’re looking for a real mishmash of people old and extremely young, Jessica Lappin has got what you need.

The politics of attraction,” Alarming News, October 29, 2005

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