You have two cows – additions from Patrick

Here are four new “You have two cows….” from Patrick in Woodinville, Washington


You Have Two Cows

DARWINISM: You have two cows. They develop opposable thumbs and milk you.

DARWINISM (social): You have two cows. They evolve to a stronger species and exterminate all humans and lesser breeds of cow because they can’t produce as much milk.

ALEXANDER POPE-ISM: To err is human, to forgive bovine.

CUBISM: Fifteen shapes of varying sizes and color, the essence of cow.

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Two Cool Cows

Two Cool Cows


Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type

Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type


A Field Guide to Cows: How to Identify and Appreciate America's 52 Breeds

A Field Guide to Cows: How to Identify and Appreciate America’s 52 Breeds


Portrait of a Burger as a Young Calf

Portrait of a Burger as a Young Calf






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  1. Todd says:

    Nazism – You have two cows. You blame your neighbour’s lack of cows on Judaism, you kill all the Jews, you give their cows to your Neighbour.