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You have two cows - additions from Hannah and Gen Archives

You have two cows - additions from Hannah and Gen

Here are two new "You have two cows...." from Hannah and Gen in Australia

You have two cows.  The government...
AUSTRALIANISM: You have two cows. You take one to the beach and teach it to surf, then you bung the other one on the barbie, drink some VB, and laugh at the idea of a surfing cow. What's a government?

BITCHISM: You're a cow!

"Bung" is Australian slang for: To put or place. E.g., bung another snag on the barbie.

For more Two Cows, see

June 5, 2007 07:17 AM    You Have 2 Cows

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