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You have two cows - additions from Patrick Archives

You have two cows - additions from Patrick

Here are four new "You have two cows...." from Patrick in Woodinville, Washington

You have two cows.  The government...
DARWINISM: You have two cows. They develop opposable thumbs and milk you.

DARWINISM (social): You have two cows. They evolve to a stronger species and exterminate all humans and lesser breeds of cow because they can't produce as much milk.

ALEXANDER POPE-ISM: To err is human, to forgive bovine.

CUBISM: Fifteen shapes of varying sizes and color, the essence of cow.

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January 28, 2009 06:07 PM    You Have 2 Cows

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