Here is a new “You have two cows….”
CONGRESS: You have two cows. You milk them, drink the milk, then you borrow two buckets of milk from your neighbor, drink it all, give the two empty buckets to your grandkid and ask him to go fill them and give them back to your neighbor.
For more Two Cows, see YouHave2Cows.com
Two Cool Cows
Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type
A Field Guide to Cows: How to Identify and Appreciate America’s 52 Breeds
Portrait of a Burger as a Young Calf
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