Here are two new “You have two cows….” from Hannah and Gen in Australia AUSTRALIANISM: You have two cows. You take one to the beach and teach it to surf, then you bung the other one on the barbie, drink some VB, and laugh at the idea of a surfing cow. What’s a government? BITCHISM: … Read more
Who is the greatest Italian tenor of all time? Many love Luciano Pavorotti, Enrico Caruso, and Placido Domingo, but our vote is for Beniamino Gigli. But do not miss the elephant version of Luciano Pavorotti singing La donna e mobile, from Rigoletto, in Elephants, Yeah! Yeah! . . . . . . . . .
We asked our faculty and authors to share with us some of their favorite things about living in our nation’s capital. Their responses are posted in “Faculty Favorites” Paul Powell (bio) shares his favorites. Places to Visit Any Smithsonian museum, web site National Arboretum, especially during April-May, web site, 3501 New York Avenue NE, Washington, … Read more
We asked our faculty and authors to share with us some of their favorite things about living in our nation’s capital. Their responses are posted in “Faculty Favorites” Mike Koempel (bio), co-author of the Congressional Deskbook, shares his favorites. Places Woodrow Wilson House, web site, 2340 S Street NW, Washington, DC, 202-387-4062 Lincoln Memorial at … Read more
Here are two new “You have two cows….” from Janne Tuukkanen DRM: You have two cows. You sell both of them, but all the milk still belongs to you. INNOVATION: You have two cows. You patent “cow” and claim license fees from all the milk of the world. (All your milk are belong to us.) … Read more
We have a list of 2 cows at YouHave2Cows.com 2 samples … SIMPSONISM: Don’t have a cow man! SOCRATIC METHODISM: How many cows do I have? Why?
“We’ve never seen such a friendly cow,” farmer friends kept telling me. True enough. When people enter the pasture, Elvis comes running up to greet them. The effect is rather like a building lifting off its foundations and charging down a hill: You just pray he can stop if he wants to. He sticks out … Read more
We recently added to our “You have two cows. The government….” page, by adding a slew of international definitions, most from the Arab world by way of “How Arabs deal with cows,” by Mahmood Al-Yousif, December 29, 2005 Some samples from our “Two Cows page: BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates … Read more