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Teenager Driving Contract

This driving contract may be freely distributed provided the entire document is distributed and this notice and URLs are attached: Teenager Driving Contract, Robert Roberts, Editor, www.HobnobBlog.com or www.DrivingContract.com

Parents, see important tips at bottom of this page.

Agreement

Comes now a minor individual, <name of minor>, of such tender years and fragile sensibilities, being the individual to be known herein as the Driver, and thus designated throughout this contract; and

Whereas: Driver desires to drive a Motor Vehicle upon the streets and byways of the City of <name of city>, and its surrounds, including the roads, bridges and highways thereupon; and

Whereas: Driver is really a novice, who just thinks <he/she> has the skills, knowledge, and ability to drive a Motor Vehicle upon said streets and byways, but that the experience and ability to so drive comes only with time; and

Whereas: Reasonable restrictions may be had and imposed to insure the safety of said Driver and of any other persons who may venture into the seats of a Motor Vehicle when Driver is behind the wheel of said Motor Vehicle; and

Whereas: Without said very reasonable, and unburdensome, and truly generous restrictions and guidelines, said Driver will be denied <his/her> not-God-given right to operate a Motor Vehicle upon the streets and byways of this great land of ours:

Now, therefore, in consideration of the overly generous and easy-going nature of said Driver's parents, <parent 1 name> and <parent 2 name> (hereinafter referred to in this Contract as "Soft Touch"), it is hereby

AGREED by and between Driver and Soft Touch to the following very reasonable and unburdensome Rules and Regulations in the operation of a Motor Vehicle by Driver:

1. Safety and Defensive Driving. Driver shall always operate the aforesaid Motor Vehicle in a safe, careful and legal manner. Driver shall endeavor at all times to take into consideration and practice all of the rules of the road that Driver learned from Defensive Driving School, observing most especially the "2-second rule,"* driving safely and courteously, and obeying all posted speed limits.

2. Seat Belts. Driver shall always wear a seat belt while operating a Motor Vehicle; and shall always wear a seat belt while a passenger in a Motor Vehicle operated by any friend (hereinafter collectively known as "Inexperienced Teenage Drivers"). In addition, Driver shall insist and require that any person or friend, while a passenger in Driver's Motor Vehicle, must also wear a seat belt while in Driver's Motor Vehicle.

3. Drinking and Driving. Driver shall never operate a Motor Vehicle while in a mental or physical state that would render said operation as unsafe. To wit, Driver shall never "drink and drive." Further, Driver shall never be a passenger in a Motor Vehicle in which the driver of said vehicle is in a mental or physical state (e.g., "really pissed off," "very angry," "stoned out of my mind," "drunk," "wasted," "showing off," etc.) that would render the operation of said Motor Vehicle as unsafe. To wit, if an Inexperienced Teenage Driver or any other driver has been drinking, then Driver shall not be a passenger in said Inexperienced Teenage Driver's Motor Vehicle. Driver, if Driver is not in such state, may volunteer to drive said Inexperienced Teenage Driver's Motor Vehicle for said Inexperienced Teenage Driver instead.

4. Driver Stranded. Soft Touch agrees that if Driver is unable to operate a Motor Vehicle under the provision and agreements of Paragraph 3, above, Soft Touch shall, without question, go and pick up driver from Driver's location and bring Driver to (hereinafter known as "Home"); or shall provide necessary funds to allow Driver to obtain a hired Motor Vehicle (hereinafter known as "Taxi") to pick up Driver from Driver's location and bring Driver Home. Said agreement shall also apply, without question or recrimination, if Driver is "stranded" because Driver did not take Driver's Motor Vehicle to Driver's destination, but rather that Driver rode as a passenger in an Inexperienced Teenage Driver's Motor Vehicle and said Inexperienced Teenage Driver is not in a condition to operate the vehicle safely.

5. Errands. In and for consideration of the privilege so graciously granted to Driver to operate a Motor Vehicle upon the streets and byways of this great land of ours, Driver agrees that Driver shall commit to one round trip "Errand", willing to do anything to drive, per day on behalf of and at the request of Soft Touch. Said Errand shall be for the benefit of Soft Touch and may include the driving of Soft Touch's other children (Driver's siblings) (hereinafter referred to as "Loving and Adorable Children") to places of necessity and return. Soft Touch agrees not to unduly burden Driver with numerous Errands, but the quid pro quo to Driver is that Driver is estopped, prohibited and restrained from complaining or otherwise mumbling about doing one Errand per day, even if said Errand involves Loving and Adorable Children. "Round trip" means that if Driver is requested to take Loving and Adorable Children to a place designated by Soft Touch, then Driver shall be committed and be required thereto at a designated time and place to fetch Loving and Adorable Children and return them Home.

6. Gasoline Allowance. In consideration of Paragraph 5, above, Soft Touch agrees to provide for and grant a Gasoline Allowance to Driver of the sum of $ per week, to offset and reimburse Driver for the costs of aforesaid Gasoline in completing Driver's obligations contained therein.

7. Penalties. Stiff, burdensome and onerous penalties shall apply to Driver upon the smallest violation of this Driving Contract. Hanging by Driver's big toes, upside down, with water slowly dripping onto Driver will be too good for Driver, for even a nominal, petty, technical violation of this Driving Contract:

8. Grades. Driving is a privilege, and not a God-given right. The privilege of driving will be wholly grade-dependent during the school year. If Driver maintains a GPA of 3.7 or above, no restrictions shall apply. If Driver maintains a GPA of 3.4 - 3.7, then School Days (during the school year, from Sunday evening through Friday afternoon) driving may be limited or curtailed in the sole, absolute and unreasonable discretion of Soft Touch, depending upon homework completion, school projects in progress and other factors to be determined. If Driver maintains a GPA of 3.0 - 3.4, then School Days driving shall be limited solely to Driver's obligations under Paragraph 5, above. If Driver maintains a GPA of less than 3.0, then in addition to the limitations provided directly aforesaid on School Days, weekend driving shall be limited solely to Driver's obligations under Paragraph 5, above.

9. Insurance. Soft Touch agrees to pay for Driver's burdensome, yet truly necessary and required-by-the-law of this great land of ours, liability Insurance if Driver maintains a GPA of 2.5 or higher and engages in one extracurricular activity each term/season, or engages in regular volunteer work. Paid employment (also known as and called "Work") does not count as an extracurricular activity. If Driver chooses to not take advantage of the wonderful opportunities to explore such fantastic extracurricular activities as sports, drama, debate, mock trial, yearbook, newspaper, chess club, math club, choir, etc., etc., or engage in a regular volunteer activity such as candy stripe, working at a local food shelf, church work, etc., Driver will be responsible for paying the burdensome, yet truly necessary and required-by-the-law of this great land of ours, liability Insurance.

10. Curfew. There shall be a burdensome curfew imposed upon Driver. On School Days, curfew shall be 10:00 pm. On weekends, and other non-School Days during the Driver's 16th year, curfew shall be 11:00 pm. As of Driver's 17th birthday, curfew on School Days shall remain the same, i.e., 10:00 pm, but that curfew on weekends and other non-School Days shall be 12:30 am.

11. Additional Restrictions. Soft Touch reserves the right to impose additional burdensome and unreasonable restrictions upon Driver's not-God-given right to operate a Motor Vehicle upon the streets and byways of this great land of ours.

12. Interpretation. This Driving Contract shall be interpreted under the laws of the State of <home state >. Time is of the essence in this Driving Contract. If any provision or part of this Contract be deemed unenforceable, it shall not effect the valid provisions of the Contract, and said valid and enforceable provisions shall survive.

Dated this <day> of <month>, <year>.

SOFT TOUCH

______________________________
<parent 1 name>

______________________________
<parent 2 name>

DRIVER


______________________________
<name of minor>



* The 2-second rule is an easy way to stay a safe stopping distance behind the car in front of you, at all speeds.

Choose any landmark, such as a sign on the side of the road, a bridge, or a shadow across the road. When the car in front of you passes the landmark, begin counting "one thousand one, one thousand two." Your car should not pass the landmark before finishing the complete count, i.e., two seconds. This rule works at all speeds. Increase the count for slippery conditions. Maintain the 2-seconds even in rush hour traffic, as tailgating increases your sense of anxiety and stress.

BONUS RULES!
Stop light rule
: After coming to a complete stop at a light or stop sign, you should be able to see the rear tires of the car in front of you touching the pavement. If you can't, you have increased your risk of injury as your car slams into the car in front of you in the event you are rear ended at the stop.

Inside the car and body parts rule: Keep your ego, voice, music and all body parts inside the car. Do not yell or point body parts or any object at other drivers.

Tailgate rule: If you follow the 2-second rule, you won't tailgate. If another driver is tailgating you, pull into the right lane. If the driver continues to tailgate, drive to an open business and alert the police.

Equipment rule: Adjust your seat belt, seat and mirrors, and put on your seat belt BEFORE before starting the car. Use your seat belt and turn signals at all times - make using these tools a habit. Do not use a cell phone while driving, and do not take your eyes off the road to fiddle with the radio or sound system in the car while the car is moving.

Parents - think about the following BEFORE you give your consent to your child's getting a driving license.

And have them watch this video, from the Australian Transport Accident Commission, a compilation of 20 years worth of such safety films. WARNING - THIS VIDEO IS VERY GRAPHIC. And parents, you should watch it, too.



WARNING - THIS VIDEO IS VERY GRAPHIC
TAC 2009 Christmas Campaign TV ad - 20 Anniversary retrospective montage "Everybody Hurts"
TAC YouTube channel



The following is from "New Studies Can Help Parents Protect Teens From Accidents," by Tara Parker-Pope, The Wall Street Journal, January 11, 2002:

This next appeared in a letter to the editor in The Washington Post, Sunday, March 24, 2002. The letter writer was Phil Berardelli, who has written several books on safe driving, including Safe Young Drivers 2000: A Guide for Parents and Teens and The Driving Challenge: Dare to be Safer and Happier on the Road.

Top 5 list of the worst things parents can do to their teen drivers (from Ron Shaffer's daughter, Carrie, in his Dr. Gridlock column (Highly Recommended), "A Grid-Daughter Learns to Drive," The Washington Post):

Parallel Parking when the curb is on your right:

1. Use your turn signal and check for other cars behind you in your mirrors. Pull even with the car immediately in front of the empty space that is at least equal to your car's length plus two feet. The rear fender on your car should be even with (line up with) the rear fender of the other car. (Do not pull any closer than two feet to the other car.)

2. Put your car in Reverse. When your car's rear wheels are even with the other car's back bumper, turn your steering wheel one full turn clockwise (to the right), so the rear of your car begins to turn in towards the curb.

3. Reverse slowly until your steering wheel is even with the other car's back bumper (at this time you should be at a 45 degree angle to the curb, and about halfway into the space), then straighten your wheels by turning your steering wheel one full turn counterclockwise (to the left) as you continue to slowly back into the empty space.

4. Continue to reverse slowly. When your front bumper is clear of the other car's back bumper, turn your wheels to the left by turning your steering wheel one more full turn counterclockwise (to the left) and reverse slowly until you are parallel with the curb. Stop before touching the car in the space immediately behind you.

5. Pull slowly forward and turn your steering wheel clockwise (to the right) and straighten your car in the space. You should be within 18 inches of the curb. Leave at least one foot between your car and the car behind and the car in front of you.

6. Put your car's transmission in Park and set the parking brake. If you are parked on a hill, turn the front wheels so that the if the car rolled down the hill the front wheels would roll toward the curb.

Also see

How the Trunk Monkey handles road rage

More Trunk Monkey videos

This driving contract may be freely distributed provided the entire document is distributed and this notice and URLs are attached: Teenager Driving Contract, Robert Roberts, Editor, www.HobnobBlog.com or www.DrivingContract.com


March 11, 2007 10:17 AM    Humor

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