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January 2009 Archives

Assorted Links 1/31/09





"Why are you just deciding to do this now?" - from Macho Sauce Productions (YouTube Channel)






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January 31, 2009 09:57 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/30/09





Chabad House Frozen In Time.




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January 30, 2009 07:07 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/29/09





How to Repaint a Jumbo Jet in 3 Minutes




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January 29, 2009 08:17 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

You have two cows - additions from Patrick

Here are four new "You have two cows...." from Patrick in Woodinville, Washington

You have two cows.  The government...
DARWINISM: You have two cows. They develop opposable thumbs and milk you.

DARWINISM (social): You have two cows. They evolve to a stronger species and exterminate all humans and lesser breeds of cow because they can't produce as much milk.

ALEXANDER POPE-ISM: To err is human, to forgive bovine.

CUBISM: Fifteen shapes of varying sizes and color, the essence of cow.

For more Two Cows, see YouHave2Cows.com




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January 28, 2009 06:07 PM   Link    You Have 2 Cows    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/28/09





Agricultural Subsidies: Corporate Welfare for Farmers




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January 28, 2009 08:27 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Best Twitter sentence I've read the past 7 days

How to explain to someone that the attraction you feel towards them is strictly gravitational?

My Year in Twitter

January 27, 2009 08:57 PM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Glossary of Legislative Terms: "Entitlement Program"

Entitlement Program: Federal program that guarantees specific benefits to individuals, businesses, or units of government that meet eligibility requirements.

Congressional Deskbook

This definition is from the Glossary in our Congressional Deskbook.

Perfect reference tool of Congressional jargon and procedural terms.

Congressional Deskbook: The Practical and Comprehensive Guide to Congress, by Michael Koempel and Judy Schneider.

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January 27, 2009 07:27 AM   Link    Tips and Terms    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/27/09





Spoof of Wall St. bailout’s plea: ‘I want some TARP’




January 27, 2009 07:17 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/26/09





Billions of Taxpayer Dollars Flushed Down John Thain's 35K Commode




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January 26, 2009 07:17 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/25/09





Football Undercover - playing in DC on January 28, 2009 as part of Film Neu




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January 25, 2009 08:37 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/24/09





"Israeli missiles using special 'baby seeking technology...'"




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January 24, 2009 10:47 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/23/09


Changefest '09



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January 23, 2009 06:47 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/22/09





And Now, For The Portion Of The Show Where We Put A Reasonably-Priced Person In Our Star Car
Porsche GT3




January 22, 2009 08:07 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/21/09





Dana, living near Sderot, Israel, explains how it feels to live with a fifteen-second warning of death-by-rocket for eight years. Dana recorded this in July 2008. After Hamas kept shooting rockets and mortars at Israeli civilian targets, Dana asked Zionist Organization of America (ZOA) to post her testimony on YouTube




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January 21, 2009 07:07 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/20/09





Using your age to close a big deal: Priceless




January 20, 2009 10:37 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Lobbying and Advocacy

Lobbying and Advocacy: Winning Strategies, Resources, Recommendations, Ethics and Ongoing Compliance for Lobbyists and Washington Advocates

The Best of Everything Lobbying and Washington Advocacy

By Deanna Gelak




Lobbying and Advocacy sample pages


Publish at Scribd or explore others: Government Business & Legal senate lobbying



January 19, 2009 12:37 PM   Link    Publications    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/19/09





Congress Debates Adding Elaborate Dance To Obama's Inauguration Ceremony




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January 19, 2009 07:07 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Capitol Hill Workshop: Politics, Policy, and Process

Capitol Hill Workshop: Politics, Policy, and Process

Congressional decision-making is driven by politics, policy and process. In this engaging workshop, Washington-based experts discuss these 3 P's and help you understand the complete policy-making process.

This intensive 3-day course is held in Washington, DC.

Attend a congressional hearing and see the process in action. Materials include the Early Edition of the Congressional Directory and the Training Edition of the award-winning Congressional Deskbook. This course is designed for GS-12 and above, military officers, supervisory personnel, and Leadership Development participants.



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January 18, 2009 12:47 PM   Link    Congress ~   Legislative Process ~   Real World Research ~   Research ~   Training    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/18/09





"Snopes Before You Send" - Please, please, please, check Snopes BEFORE you forward warning emails to everyone you know....




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January 18, 2009 08:57 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Glossary of Legislative Terms: "Cost Estimate"

Cost Estimate: A Congressional Budget Office estimate of outlays from reported legislation.

Congressional Deskbook

This definition is from the Glossary in our Congressional Deskbook.

Perfect reference tool of Congressional jargon and procedural terms.

Congressional Deskbook: The Practical and Comprehensive Guide to Congress, by Michael Koempel and Judy Schneider.

TheCapitol.Net offers training and a Certificate in Congressional Operations and Federal Budgeting. We show you how Washington and Congress work. TM


January 17, 2009 09:37 AM   Link    Tips and Terms    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/17/09





Robots at War: The New Battlefield







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January 17, 2009 09:27 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/16/09





Child Abuse in Gaza




January 16, 2009 07:27 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/15/09





Exquisite Craftsman Type Home




January 15, 2009 11:27 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/14/09





Arab journalist: 'Israelis value human life more than we do'




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January 14, 2009 06:27 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Key Changes to House Rules 2009, 111th Congress

In one of the first official acts of the 111th Congress, the House adopted a Democratic package (H Res 5) setting the chamber’s rules for operation. In the resolution, adopted 242-181 on the opening day of the session, January 6, 2009, Democrats made several significant changes to previous chamber rules.

Term Limits for Committee Chairs

Elimination of the six-year term limit for committee chairmen, established in 1995 when Republicans took control of the House.

Motions to Recommit

Restrictions on the minority’s ability to order a bill reported back to committee. Under the new rules, the bills can no longer be reported back “promptly,” a vague term that has meant “never” in practice. Now, any vote to recommit an amended bill must include instructions that it be returned to the floor “forthwith,” meaning the House must vote on the amended bill within minutes.

Time Limit on Roll Calls

Rescission of a rule adopted in the 110th Congress that barred holding votes open with the intent of changing the outcome.

Pay-As-You-Go Budget Requirements

The ability to attach an emergency designation to entitlement spending bills that exempts those measures from pay-as-you-go mandates. A bill that does not meet pay-as-you-go requirements will be allowed to be linked procedurally with another piece of legislation that does have offsets. Legislation may receive an emergency designation “if such provisions are necessary to respond to an act of war, an act of terrorism, a natural disaster, or a period of sustained low economic growth.”

Medicare ‘Trigger’

Nullification, for the purposes of the 111th Congress, the requirement in the 2003 prescription drug law (PL 108-173) that if 45 percent or more of Medicare’s funding comes from general tax revenues for two years in a row, the president must submit -- and Congress debate -- legislation to slow spending.

Source: CQ Weekly, January 12, 2009

Additional Resources



January 13, 2009 11:07 AM   Link    Congress    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/13/09





Toronto 2009: "Jewish child, you are gonna fuckin' die!"




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January 13, 2009 07:47 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Glossary of Legislative Terms: "Discretionary Spending"

Discretionary Spending: Spending that is conrolled through annual appropriations measures. (Contrast to Direct Spending).

Congressional Deskbook

This definition is from the Glossary in our Congressional Deskbook.

Perfect reference tool of Congressional jargon and procedural terms.

Congressional Deskbook: The Practical and Comprehensive Guide to Congress, by Michael Koempel and Judy Schneider.

TheCapitol.Net offers training and a Certificate in Congressional Operations and Federal Budgeting. We show you how Washington and Congress work. TM


January 12, 2009 08:17 AM   Link    Tips and Terms    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/12/09





2007 UAV Outback Challenge




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January 12, 2009 08:07 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/11/09





The Realtor




January 11, 2009 09:47 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Media Tip 18

Media Tip 18: Conduct a resource assessment. List the hardware and software you have to work with.

Congressional Deskbook

This tip is from our booklet, Media Relations Tips: 102 Secrets for Finding Success in Public Relations.

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January 10, 2009 11:17 AM   Link    Tips and Terms    Comments (0)

The New Congress 2009: Understanding the 111th Congress

The New Congress 2009: Understanding the 111th Congress

Held in January and February of every odd-numbered year, in this 1-day course our experienced faculty provide an overview of the new Congress and explore how major issues are likely to fare in the first session.

** Space is limited. **

WHERE: Goethe-Institut, 812 Seventh Street NW, Washington, DC

WHEN: January 27, 2009, 9:00 am to 4:00 pm

More information and secure online registration here.

January 10, 2009 07:17 AM   Link    Congress ~   Training    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/10/09





Geosystems Situational Awareness Mast (aka Zippermast)
The Little Bot that Could




January 10, 2009 07:07 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/9/09





Branford Marsalis on students today




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January 9, 2009 07:07 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/8/09





Laura Nyro - - Save the Country




January 8, 2009 07:47 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

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January 7, 2009 10:07 AM   Link    Training    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/7/09





Karl Haas (1913-2005), host of "Adventures in Good Music"





January 7, 2009 07:17 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/6/09





No one talks about Jewish refugees in the Middle East. Because Israel resettled them. Also see "Zbig on the Palestinian-Israeli Conflict"




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January 6, 2009 07:37 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/5/09





Darwin Award Dimwits 2 - Attack of the Dimwit




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January 5, 2009 08:17 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Glossary of Legislative Terms: "Colloquy"

Colloquy: Discussion between members during floor proceedings, generally to put on the record a mutual understanding about the intent of a provision or amendment. The discussion is usually scripted in advance.








Congressional Deskbook

This definition is from the Glossary in our Congressional Deskbook.


Perfect reference tool of Congressional jargon and procedural terms.


Congressional Deskbook: The Practical and Comprehensive Guide to Congress, by Michael Koempel and Judy Schneider.


TheCapitol.Net offers training and a Certificate in Congressional Operations and Federal Budgeting. We show you how Washington and Congress work. TM


January 4, 2009 12:27 PM   Link    Tips and Terms    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/4/09





Wingsuit Flying from Ali on Vimeo.




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January 4, 2009 08:57 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/3/09





The Pelosi GTxi SS/RT, Take 2, from Congressional Motors





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January 3, 2009 08:37 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/2/09





Dianne Lennon (of the Lennon sisters) and Steve Smith, on the Lawrence Welk Show. "Very excellent"
Ah, those were the days. Cf. "Wun'erful, Wun'erful" by Stan Freberg (mp3 sample)




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January 2, 2009 08:07 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)

Assorted Links 1/1/09





Reel Geezers- 2008 DVD movies




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January 1, 2009 12:37 AM   Link    Caught Our Eye    Comments (0)