Here are four new “You have two cows….” from Patrick in Woodinville, Washington

DARWINISM: You have two cows. They develop opposable thumbs and milk you.
DARWINISM (social): You have two cows. They evolve to a stronger species and exterminate all humans and lesser breeds of cow because they can’t produce as much milk.
ALEXANDER POPE-ISM: To err is human, to forgive bovine.
CUBISM: Fifteen shapes of varying sizes and color, the essence of cow.
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