Two lawyers—one a man of many years in the practice, the other, a young man new in the practice—are meeting a new client. The client’s problem is that he is a public figure and now the government is closing in on his fraudulent schemes. His corruption will be exposed. He will no longer live in mansions, drive expensive cars, take trips around the world, or receive high–profile publicity for his over-the-top charitable donations.
The client leaves. The young lawyer says, “How could that man be so dumb?” The experienced lawyer replies, “I was afraid you were going to say that to the client. Once when I was your age, I did say it, and I was fired.”
The client does not tell the lawyer the facts of the case all at once. He tells his story little by little to test the lawyer’s reaction. If the lawyer says “How could you be so dumb,” or if the lawyer’s facial expression says the same thing, the client decides he needs a more experienced lawyer.
We all make mistakes, even politicians. When the articles appear on the front pages, it is inevitable that a journalist will write “How could he be so dumb?”
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All we must do is to take Madam Fortuna by the hand and we see a different world. There is good luck there for ourselves and the energy to help others. Madam Fortuna likes it that way.
How Could He Be So Dumb? by Jacob Stein, Washington, Lawyer, February 2013.
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